-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe

I wish there was something about me that was addictive. Something that made me hard to forget or hard to move on from. I hate it when people find it easy to dismiss me for someone else in days. It really takes no effort at all to push me out of the picture when I’m just a side factor.

moriarteacups:

all i did this year was get more gay

iguanamouth:

thankyoucorndog:

iguanamouth:

birds dont exist 

if this is truee, how is it that i, a bird, am using laptop?

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checkamte

shit 

yuki119:

cute matching outfits for you and the bae

zelda-cdi:

arewehumanafterall:

zelda-cdi:

whats the point of the new 3ds? why dont they just make an update or something? (♯`∧´)

Wait, what new 3ds???

look it up

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

theweepyfox:

geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

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I want this on a shirt.

Please, I want this on underwear

evora-eriu-mclaggen:

x There. I was too weak to color it. Guess I just wanted to share it too much…

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