i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000
tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
I can’t breathe
I wish there was something about me that was addictive. Something that made me hard to forget or hard to move on from. I hate it when people find it easy to dismiss me for someone else in days. It really takes no effort at all to push me out of the picture when I’m just a side factor.
all i did this year was get more gay
birds dont exist
if this is truee, how is it that i, a bird, am using laptop?
cute matching outfits for you and the bae
whats the point of the new 3ds? why dont they just make an update or something? (♯｀∧´)
Wait, what new 3ds???
look it up
So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work
I want this on a shirt.
Please, I want this on underwear