Smoking a cigarette
In the dead of night
When the only thing
That seems to light the way
Is the flickering end
That can kill you
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Because of feminism i will never find this show funny again. There goes my childhood
Are you actually serious? Yes, Johnny’s character was a grade A douche bag, however all the women he went after were hot as fuck and yet put him in his place and beat him up for the lewd things he was saying. This show was fucking hilarious and promoted women acting out against chauvinist pigs, such as Johnny. Not once did the women ever fall for him, showcasing that women are to be strong and take NO shit from any man.
Get your shit together, qurl.
Not to mention his mother was cool as shit.
what about the werewolf chick
and the deer
people are fucking stupid as fuck
The werewolf chick was so used to dudes running away she would take anything she got, same with the “deer” he met online. Both examples of women who are so desperate for companionship they would be happy with a complete and total douche like Johnny. (Even though if I remember correctly Johnny treated both of them better than anyone else ever did, because deep down Johnny Bravo was an okay dude he was acting the way society taught him to act.)
And wow there was a whole EPISODE where Johnny got turned into a woman and has to endure catcalls and street harassment and being belittled to just a face and a body and basically was like “is this what you girls go through?”and like lead a revolution of girl power and kickassary.
i do these when i dont know what to do
you know how the meme goes
being called by just your last name
the funny thing about dril posts is that they actually do have a structure to them– they hit a kind of conceptual caesura halfway through, a point where there’s no inevitable logical connection between what’s been said and what’s still to come. here, the first sentence didn’t need to result in the second, yet it’s not “lol random” either; the speaker is angry about his boss’ draconian ferret-kissing policy, and reacts in kind, and even the reference to a “screen saver” reminds us that we’re in an office. it’s a narrative progression that, despite having an internal logic, alienates its punchline from its setup. who the hell is this person?
one thing i love about @dril posts is how they all seem to take place in a universe that is somewhat like our own, but with the habitus of white middle america taken to a bizarre, absurd, but strangely logical conclusion. take this one, for instance:
so we have our setting: a security guard protecting the american flag in the betsy ross museum, something almost archetypically american and middle class. but once again the first part, or setup, for the punchline, “fucking the flag,” careens the joke into an alien punchline that still, given the setting, makes sense. @dril’s security guard character imitates a sort-of cop-talk, the banter of a security guard, “buddy, they wont even let me fuck it”. you can imagine a similar response from a guard at any museum, but we’re talking about Fucking the American Flag, here.
i really love @dril.
it’s astonishing that a human being thinks of those posts. some person, someone out there whose existence we have to infer, because all we know is that those posts occur and they must be coming from somewhere. “the @dril tweeter” resonates as “the beowulf poet” does, except beowulf (which i’ve only read in translation, so i’m not an authority) has never made any use of the english language as baffling and sublime and somehow primally interlaced with the stuff of human consciousness as “IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL.”
This is my favorite post, I am so glad I found it again.
HANJI from SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN!!
homegirl took on a titan with just an axe
boss status achieved
fun collab with sharpasakunaike
More birds! Been trying to learn how to paint with gouache lately. Its really fun! Gouache has a super nice matte finish to it.
You can buy them in my shop here!
childhood in which Eren and Armin used to visit different places of Shiganshina in search for new plants and flowers
this time they have been at Hannes’ yard
joly always describes people as “you know the one i mean, the guy with the face/hair/eyes?”
and everyone’s like “joly what the fuck narrow it down”
and bossuet clicks and points at him and gestures to his face/hair/eyes and goes “ohh that guy. the guy. the… yeah, that guy.”
So, I need more of this in my life. More Once-ler and more Greed-ler and more of every version of them out there. Fanfictions, fanart, blogs, everything. Send it my way, please. Like or reblog this so that I can follow you if you are one of these blogs. I miss this fandom so very much.
Also, I’d love it if some of the Jack Frost blogs and such would like or reblog this. I need more of that fandom in my life again as well.
*****I do not own this picture. It was found on Google Search*****